You Know you are a Crossfiter when:
- You Can’t hold a beer in your had that night
- You cant sleep because you know you can do it faster
- You chalk the steering wheel before going on long drives or its already chalked…….just in case
- When you have and WOD KILLA sticker on your rear window and get stopped 3 times by the cops on your way to work to explain what it means. Then they tell you your crazy.
- You deadlift you 125lbs dog in and out of the car. No jumping allowed.
- You jump off the bed and yell TIME at the end of “Relations”
- You see a tree branck or any horisontal hanging object and feel the need to do a pull-up.
- When your 3 year old is teaching her friends to do a burpee.
- You own more workout shorts the jeans
- You realize you want to be strong not skinny
- You do burpees in the dressing room before you buy workout pants to ensure you crack doesn’t pop put
- You hands look like you’ve been washing then in battery acid.
- You plan all meals around WOD and your WOD is all you think about all day long.
- You start noticing that you squat perfectly when bending over to do ANYTHING
- You do a Different girl everyday of the week
- You can actually feel your blood run through your veins faster when you hear 3,2,1, ….Go!
- You dont go to the gym, you train
- You say things like” i need to shave my hands” and your no crazy.
- The people at your gym have become your family
- You go out in public and wonder what random people’s FRAN time would be
- You get bummed out because it is your rest day
- You choose 21159 as your PIN number.
